Favorite Tweets!!

Here is a collection of my fave tweets on twitter, either profound or hilarious!
I'll update them as they come :P

• Dolly_Parton"Storms make trees take deeper roots" - Dolly
• mileycyrus"If thats the way you love, you've got to learn so much. If that's the way you say goodbye then this is how it ends and I'm alright with it"
• NotTinaFeyOh you kids these days. I can't tell which one is a hipster and which one's a hobo. You're all wearing beards, plaid, and riding a bike.
• heavyd“A champion is someone who gets up when he can't.” -Jack Dempsey
• mrskutcherRT @Geevie: "Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people." - Eleanor Roosevelt
• drdrewOnce made equal to man, woman becomes his superior - Socrates Hmm, how 'bout that.
• drdrew"Success is going from failure to failure without a loss of enthusiasm." Winston Churchill Not a bad axiom to keep in mind
• SarahKSilvermanWatched a 7 year old boy torture a pigeon today in MacArthur park. It was the performance art version of my week.
• drdrewIf the biology is activated even by appropriately prescribed medication, the disease awakens and progresses - really without exception
• SarahKSilvermanShould I be worried? My dad found shit in his stool.
• SarahKSilvermanI really wanna say "let's just agree to disagree" but there hasn't been a reason to. Now I know what the holocaust must've been like.
• Dolly_Parton"It's a good thing I was born a girl. Otherwise I'd be a drag queen." - Dolly
• drdrewThe opposite of a fact is falsehood,but the opposite of one profound truth may very well be another profound truth-Niels Bohr
• therealrussellpSaw a Fat guy today sitting still and breathing heavy... Had no idea it was that tiring!
• Dolly_Parton"The thing that's always worked for me is the fact that I look so totally artificial, but am so totally real." - Dolly
• SarahKSilvermanMy nephew turned 3. I bought him a rape kit. I know this is hacky but he really did just play with the box the whole time. Kids!
• jtimberlakeIf you needed to type, say "I'm preparing to do my taxes", instead try the #southern version "I'm finna do taxes" and save 10 characters.
• aliciakeysThere's always sum good tht comes frm sorrow, sum grace tht comes frm difficulty, sum opportunity tht cmes whn 1 door closes & another opens
• Dolly_Parton"The magic is inside you... there ain't no crystal ball!" - Dolly
• JohnCleeseFeeling a bit better. May be strong enough to poke Garry in the eye with a plastic fork, which is a sign that my strength is coming back...
• JohnCleeseDear long suffering fans, just to let you know that I am on the mend. Poking Garry with that fork cheered me up no end....
• JohnCleeseMy dear, dear twittering twats. I have dragged myself from my bed, where I have been resting, and thinking of new ways to taunt Garry... ...
• aliciakeysKnow that no matter what, u are protected by a higher power! Those with pure intentions will always win. those opposite will lose in the end
• SarahKSilvermanGoodnight Buck. If you had lived you'd have become a disappointment to mom too.
• aliciakeysIf you've never read Kahlil Gibran, get into him....he said "An eye for an eye, and the whole world would be blind" Deep thought huh?
• JohnCleeseDearest Twittering Twats, Just to let you know that reports of my death are greatly exaggerated...
• Dolly_Parton"Find out who you are and do it on purpose."
• Dolly_Parton"If you want the rainbow, you've got to put up with the rain" - Dolly
• SarahKSilvermanGoodnight to Katharine Hepburnish head-shaking talkers who aren't even saying no.
• MiriGoldsteinHow is it i have more marks on me from a sober night with my gays than the nights when i cant even stand? I mean seriously.
• MiriGoldsteinDear life, I think we might be in a fight right now. Don’t be weird. I’m cool, you’re cool. Let’s hug it out.... http://tumblr.com/xgy25qmwa
• DameElizabeth@Marie_Monr0e Fortunately for me I still have an active, up to date mind which for a "hip" lady like myself comes naturally. One Slick Chick
• JohnCleeseI forgot to recharge myself overnight. I may not be able to contin
• BirdmanAndersenMy memory's hazy, but I mighta taken a chomp out of this dude's ass back in '02. Angeldust is one hell of a drug. http://tinyurl.com/ns7so5
• sherbear7729just going to sim out for awhile... I like my virtual life better at the moment...
• officialkathygIf u watch the "My Life on the D List" finale tonight on Bravo, I'll blow you. It's that simple. Oh, and I think I'm pregnant.
• BirdmanAndersenPorn gets a bad rap. It's essentially Discovery Channel for humans. I know I'VE learned stuff from it.
• officialkathygYou heard it here first! I'm finally entering Hustler mags "Beaver Hunt" Wish me luck.
• BirdmanAndersenI've decided it's impossible to throw an old garbage can away. Garbage dude keeps leaving it on the curb.
• BirdmanAndersenJR Smith told me he'd give his right arm to be ambidextrous. A year or two of college might have been a good idea, JR. SMH
• NotTinaFeyIt wouldn't be summer without that NY garbage smell.
• NotTinaFeyWhere will Blanket be in ten years?
• NotTinaFeyHopefully, upgraded to Quilt.
• tonycoco@aplusk how about, "you should probably know i have been writing a he-man movie since i was 13. it's going to be epic."
• FlyAwayUmbrellaNot everyone gets to go to infinity and beyond
• FlyAwayUmbrellaMy fortune cookie just said: "You desire new frontiers. It's time to travel."
• FlyAwayUmbrellaMy grandma just walked naked into the bathroom where I sat upon the toilet. And yet, I am undisturbed. That sums up my family.
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